Top Ten Reasons to Take AP English

10.  If you want homework, this is the class for you.  You'll get plenty of it.

9.   One time a kid asked me for my autograph.  He heard about my 9-.  That could be you.

8.  Multiple choice games.  I wait nine weeks for these bad boys, and it's usually worth the wait.

7.  Trying to live up to the legacy of the Dream Team.

6.  Annotating books - realizing that you basically rewrote the book in the margins is a real self-confidence booster.

5.  That Harry Potter poster in Ms. Serensky's room that reminds me what a true Gryffindor is.

4.  Those few days of discussion that get really intense and people start yelling.

3.  Moushumi's mustache.

2.  I guess you kind of learn how to write.

1.  You'll learn new spellings of the traditional names Bobby and Joe.  Bobbie and Jo.  Separate, they may be boys's names, but apparently when you combine them it's a girl's name.