DJ Osama Spin Laden (feat. DJ Quiet)

I thought the idea of writing a rap for my farewell post was going to be original and creative, but clearly Chris stole my idea.  Darn you High Stile.  Well I have my own name: it's DJ Osama Spin Laden (well, I'm between that, DJ Scratch 'n Sniff, and DJ Scratchatory Rape to be honest), and my rap will obviously be featuring a beat made by our very own DJ Quiet (Mr. Maas).  So when you imagine this being rapped, try not to imagine it being played too loud:

Started off with a blog and a dream,
Made it the greatest and the latest
Now I'll step off the scene.
I was typin' all day til my hands would hurt,
Professor always appreciate it, lovin' my work.
Forgot to blog, tough prompt, strenuous, grinding,
Better late than never I'm calling it perfect timing.
But we all had a little bit of fun,
cause when it's all done,
you throw your shoes down and call it a good run.
I admit that I had feared that all these blogs would just burn me,
I don't know where I'm headed but I know it's a journey,
And my bags are packed, so can you hand me my itinerary,
I'm off to Duke, where the basketball's just ancillary.
This is what we gotta notice today,
We all blogged to make sure they never throw us away.